I had this really weird dream about reading a fanfic last night. It was about this couple - I don't remember what fandom it was - who always went shopping together, and the girl would wait for the guy in the parking lot while looking at his picture (rofl). The great TWIST was that the whole time he wasn't even in the store, he was standing behind her WATCHING HER LOOK AT HIS PICTURE and it was supposed to be this grand touching moment. I remember in my dream I turned around and said to someone WTF THAT'S SO CREEPY! And then I woke up and I just started laughing. I think all the Twilight chatter is starting to affect my subconscious...

Guys, I'm obsessed with buying underwear. I don't even buy it, actually, I just go to La Senza all the time and stare at all the pretty bras I can't afford. I YEARN. I am the girly girl type when it comes to clothes so I am all over stuff that's got frills and ribbons and all that shit. I always sneered at people who are like that - you know, girls who are all about the expensive lingerie that no one ever sees - but I AM BECOMING ONE OF THEM. I don't even have a boyfriend! No one to wear it for! YET I WANT PRETTY UNDERWEAR SO BADLY.

My cold got so bad overnight, ugh. I want to go back to sleep, but I had some really fucked up dreams last night and kept waking up :(

In one, i was a man, and I gouged out this other guy's eyes with my bare hands: WTF? I woke up as he was haunting me with creepy piano music and pushing me down the stairs. Again: WTF? I blame this one on David Tennant, actually. I fell asleep with my ipod on, and it was shuffling through all the music and when I woke up from the first dream, it was playing Merlin Conspiracy and David was saying "and going down the stairs was a terrible, terrible idea". That was very creepy.

The second one was even more graphic and weird... one of the concubines for one of the chinese emperors and we all lived in a harem/area of the palace... AND IT BURNED DOWN. AND WE ALL DIED.

I blame Deer Man and/or manga. Except none of those things happened in anything I watched/read.

I forgot to tell everyone about my wondrous David Tennant dream. Dude, it was so surreal.

He was my SORT OF boyfriend in it! I took him home for dinner and I had a huge family for some reason, and they kept teasing me about it. The best part was, David would keep throwing me sexy knowing looks somewhere along the lines of YEAH BABY I WANT YOU.

*starts laughing*

There was also a lot of furniture rearranging, which was rather random, but there you go.

So I dreamt last night that I was at this really odd campus and I was going for lunch with some people - one of whom was Lorena - and one of the serving guys was a real dick to us. So, when I went to pay, I totally dissed him out to the manager. Guess who the manager was!

DAVID TENNANT. Yes, the Doctor, in his cute little pinstripe suit, was the manager at some cheap fast food restaurant, and he kept laughing at the dude I was dissing, and when I paid, instead of giving me change, he gave me an extra $20. Bahahaha! DAVID TENNANT gave me dream money!!

I even remember thinking/saying that Britta's going to be so proud when she finds out I dissed someone and got $20 for it. Bahahaah.

Then when we were leaving I got a call from some classmates to tell me our professor was having an EPILEPTIC ATTACK on the very top floor. So I ran up there and DAVID TENNANT was somehow lying on a precarious balcony, foaming at the mouth whilst students were all around panicking. I tried to call 911 but there was no reception, so I had to run down about 15 floors to the sidewalk and try again. I finally called, but there was a stupid automated voice asking me stupid questions - I have a feeling this was influenced directly by someone on my flist posting a joke meme - and then I think it was implied that David fell off the balcony but I have no way of knowing EVER because my mother woke me up :(

I just remembered that I totally had some really weird dreams last night: they were all in words. I dreamed in writing! WRITING! It was all these crazy phrases, too, the kind of language and diction you'd find in classical literature.

Man, I woke up with a headache from all that goddamned dream reading.

euterpeslullaby: it's probably the novel that will make you millions
euterpeslullaby: and you can be like IT CAME TO ME... IN A DREAM!
euterpeslullaby: and everyone will be in awe of your genius
calixa: except I can't remember any of it :(
euterpeslullaby: okay, so you do something that i learnt on alias
euterpeslullaby: you leave a pen in your hand and a pad of paper beside your bed
euterpeslullaby: AND WHILE YOU ARE DREAMING
euterpeslullaby: YOU WILL WRITE IT OUT ONTO THE PAPER
euterpeslullaby: either that or you'll end up poking yourself in the eye with the pen
euterpeslullaby: 50/50