| Cals ( @ 2008-07-17 21:40:00 |
| Entry tags: | drama: japan, picspam |
Makiko vs Kenji: Battle of the Older Siblings
Today I watched the first episodes of Yasuko to Kenji and Seigi no Mikata, both of which are about hapless siblings. In many ways Kenji and Kumako are similar, thus I have drawn up a chart to compare the two.
(Fun facts: Yasuko to Kenji stars TOKIO's Masahiro Matsuoka, and Seigi no Mikata stars Yamada Yu, also known as Oguri Shun's girlfriend.)
01) Alteregos?
Kenji: (outside) ex-leader of a bike gang. (home) shoujo mangaka; draws girly manga with hearts on.
Makiko: (outside) beautiful and intelligent civil servant. (home) the motherf*cking princess.
Winner: Kenji
02) Cuteness Level of Little Sister:
Kenji: rebellious pig-tailed Yasuko.
Makiko: long suffering doe-eyed blogger, Youko.
Winner: Kumako (Shida Mirai A++++)
03) Underlings?
Kenji: two former bike gang lackeys now turned manga assistants.
Makiko: the entire universe bends to her will.
Winner: Makiko
04) Finest Honey?
Kenji: Aki, former gang leader turned flower shop owner.
Makiko: Hot new guy at work.
Winner: Kenji
05) Transportation?
Kenji: rides his bike.
Makiko: rides her sister.
Winner: Makiko
06) Control of Younger Sibling?
Kenji: makes sister come home straight after school
Makiko: makes sister buy bentos after school
Winner: hmm...
07) Leverage?
Kenji: threatens to take cell phone away.
Makiko: threatens to reveal 15 years of carefully catalogued embarrassing moments.
Winner: Makiko
08) Usage of Sister's Name?
Kenji: writes it in big black letters on all her possessions
Makiko: uses it in dangerous situations, like when reporting a man to the police for a crime he didn't commit because he cut her off in line.
Winner: Makiko
09) Eating Habits?
Kenji: anything as long as it doesn't have eating utensils in it
Makiko: anything as long as it costs more than 10,000 yen.
Winner: Makiko
10) Stealth Mode?
Kenji: ...
Makiko: ...
Winner: ...
11) Most Badass Moment?
Kenji: beats up 10 punks trying to bully his sister
Makiko: tasers an arsonist trying to strangle her sister. Three times. Because he just won't pass out.
Winner: Makiko
12) Overall Sibling Cruelty Factor?
Kenji: very low
Makiko: very high
Winner: Kenji (or Kumako, depending on how you look at it).
Bonus - Cuteness Level of Sister's Respective Love Interest(s)?
Kenji: Sparkly new transfer student, played by JE boy.
Makiko: School prince, played by non-JE boy.
Winner: Hongo Kanata because I liked his cameo in IRYU: Team Medical Dragon 2.
Overall Winner: Makiko
Comment: They should have babies. It would be amazing.